Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Appliance Revolt and the Sad Saga of Pseudo-Hairy the Spider

The Trouble Started…

…when Trish and I finally installed a wood stove we’d bought about a month ago. A friend and contractor helped us get the stove all plumbed in and ready to go just before the recent spat of rain storms hit us. The timing couldn’t have been better and we’d scrounged up enough wood to keep the house nice and cozy while the weather howled and spun around us outside. The wood stove is a thing of beauty. No longer constrained by the fear of a monumental PG&E bill, we were now free to crank the heat up as high as the metal behemoth would allow us, and crank it up we did! For three nights we lived in total comfort, sitting around our newest appliance and reading or conversing and generally feeling that life had become just a little more livable.

Well that has come crashing to a halt. Clearly the other appliances grew jealous of the attention and favor that our woodstove was garnering and so they staged a revolt of sorts. Yesterday morning I woke up and scratched the sleep out of my eyes before doctoring myself up a cup of instant coffee. I added a splash of milk, and then when I went to put the milk back in the refrigerator, the refrigerator let loose a horrifying thumping groan. I was already late for work but I figured I had to do something, so I pulled the fridge from its niche and opened up the back. This is when I figured out what the problem was, and also that there wasn’t a damn thing I could do about it. The compressor was vibrating something fierce. The thump resided after I re-affixed the back plate to it and I left for work, but it started up again and Trish ended up turning it down to a point where it was essentially off.

That evening we went to do some laundry and the washing machine ejaculated water all over the laundry room floor. This turned out to be an isolated incident and the washing machine, for the time being, seems to be working fine; but clearly a balance had been upset.

R.I.P. Refrigerator

The fridge is another story. After a 55$ diagnosis the verdict is not good: Dead compressor due to a build-up of dog hair on the intake grate. Who knew you had to vacuum those things?

As of this writing we are living out of our freezer and using blocks and bags of ice to keep a minimal amount of perishable items cool. Take that PG&E! Between the wood stove for heat and good old-fashioned store bought ice for refrigeration our billable energy usage (though not our “carbon footprint” so much) should be going way down.

The Story of Pseudo-Hairy

Aside from our two Labradors, a stone Cocker Spaniel, and a stuffed Panda Bear, we also have a pet spider named hairy. He is a dime-sized multi-colored wolf-spider, predominantly black but speckled with white and even some bright shining green patches. Hairy would generally hang out on the ceiling, in the corner by the television. But he was a natural rover and on occasion he would go cruising all over the ceiling in search of food I suppose.

At some point we lost track of Hairy. We assumed he may have moved on, literally or figuratively. Then when I was tiling the enclosure around our fireplace I discovered a spider I thought was Hairy. I didn’t want to hurt him, but he wouldn’t come out of one of the cracks in the tile I had yet to grout, so I thought I might try and suck him out with the vacuum cleaner. I did so – but I believe this proved too much for the vulnerable little guy because when I pulled him out of the vacuum he appeared to be dead. Still, I doused him in a little water and set him on my work-bench, thinking he might resuscitate himself. Unfortunately I forgot I’d put him there and then I squished him unceremoniously under a bucket of grout. At this point he was surely dead and I put him out in the yard where nature could take its course.

Well it turns out that may not have been the real Hairy! Since that spider is gone, Hairy has returned to his old stomping grounds and now is hanging out having a grand old time in the gauzy curtains that hang in our front window.

R.I.P. Pseudo-Hairy.

Madbob@madbob.com

Friday, February 20, 2009

Wet and Nasty

First a Bang, then a Whimper…

The Great American Race, the Daytona 500, ended prematurely a couple of Sunday’s ago on account of a series of thunderstorms that rolled across the ironically nick-named sunshine state of Florida. Matt Kenseth won Nascar’s greatest prize but the stage was set for him by Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Brian Vickers, whose tangling resulted in a vicious 10-car wreck that sent a series of top contenders to the garage. Until that point it looked like ultra-talented Kyle Busch was poised for victory – he’d lead the most laps of any driver and, picking up from right where he left off last season, his car was fast. The funny thing about that was that both Earnhardt Jr. and Vickers were no where near the lead. In fact they’d both been lapped by the pack and were battling one another to try and stay on the lead lap.

Nascar experts agree that winning Daytona is the biggest thrill of a racer’s career – but I can’t help thinking that winning because the race was called for rain can’t quite match the thrill of winning under green-flag racing conditions and screaming across the finish line at 190 miles per hour with the pack snarling behind you and the fans on their feet.

A lot of people don’t understand how I can sit around watching the cars go around in a circle for three or four hours on a Sunday afternoon – I’ll tell you though, if you catch the right race, and you’re following the right driver, and it turns out to be one of those incredible finishes where everyone is gunning for that checkered flag and your guy gets their first, you’ll be hooked.

There is nothing like a close race to get the blood pumping. It is one of the truest forms of competition.

Politics, What Politics?

What’s to talk about? The economy is in the crapper and it looks like it is going to stay there for awhile. Now we just have to grit our teeth and live with the fear until this thing gets back on track, assuming it ever does.

In the mean-time we might want to start preparing for whatever new paradigms and systems may start to emerge from the smoking rubble of corporate capitalism. It has kind of been making me laugh because all these politicians and pundits keep saying that these assorted bail-outs and stimulus packages are comprised of “our money.” First off, it isn’t our money – its borrowed money. No, scratch that, it isn’t even borrowed – it is printed money. But second, the money that the banks pissed away on bad investments – that was “our money.” That was my 401k and your savings account. Banks only operate on other people’s money, that’s how they are designed to work. So all this talk of “our money” being spent misses the point and should have been discussed years ago when the bankers all decided it would make more sense to act like gamblers. You would’ve thought all those brains on Wall Street could’ve seen this coming. Let’s see – no one has any money, everyone has debt, all the “wealth” most people have is based on home equity, and the housing market has been going up at an artificially high rate for the last decade. What could possibly go wrong? Oh yeah, that.

Music for the Soul

Well whatever. Maybe you have a job, maybe you don’t. Soon enough I think we’ll all be selling pencils on the street corner and making bath-tub gin just for kicks. Until then though there are still a few legitimate establishments that are serving spirits and also hosting live music. Happily enough for me the Maltese (on the corner of 16th Street and Park Ave., uptown Chico) is now having regular live music. They seem to have teamed up with promoter extraordinaire and all-around wonderful person Katie Perry to bring entertainment-starved Chicoans the good stuff. In addition to the periodic shows, the Maltese is also hosting Honky Tonk night on Monday’s. Not exactly an open mic, this is for true appreciators of music that is maybe a little rough around the edges – think barbed-wire, bloody knuckles and whiskey stains. I may just have to mosey on down there and see if my own country jingles are honky-tonk enough for this crowd of hardcore troubadours. For more information check out: www.myspace.com/honkytonknite.

Trade is the New Buy

I have been thinking a lot about trading lately. I am thinking there must be something like a flea market where people can get together and trade with one another for the things they make or need. Anyone out there able to enlighten me on local trading networks?

e-mail: madbob@madbob.com

Thursday, February 5, 2009

How we Got Here...

Following is about the clearest synposis of the economic policies that have lead to our current financial quagmire. This comes from Robert Reich and was published recently in Salon:

"The bursting of the housing bubble caused the current crisis, but the underlying problem began much earlier -- in the late 1970s, when median U.S. incomes began to stall. Because wages got hit then by the double-whammy of global competition and new technologies, the typical American family was able to maintain its living standard only if women went into the workforce in larger numbers, and later, only if everyone worked longer hours.

When even these coping mechanisms were exhausted, families went into debt -- a strategy that was viable as long as home values continued to rise. But when the housing bubble burst, families were no longer able to easily refinance and take out home-equity loans. The result: Americans no longer have the money to keep consuming. When you consider that consumers make up 70 percent of the economy, the magnitude of the problem becomes apparent.

What happened to the money? According to researchers Thomas Piketty and Emmanuel Saez, since the late 1970s, a greater and greater share of national income has gone to people at the top of the earnings ladder. As late as 1976, the richest 1 percent of the country took home about 9 percent of the total national income. By 2006, they were pocketing more than 20 percent. But the rich don't spend as much of their income as the middle class and the poor do -- after all, being rich means that you already have most of what you need. That's why the concentration of income at the top can lead to a big shortfall in overall demand and send the economy into a tailspin. (It's not coincidental that 1928 was the last time that the top 1 percent took home more than 20 percent of the nation's income.)"

- Robert Reich

I've just about had it with these guys...

You know I am just about at the end of my rope with these "capitalists" who are decrying Obama capping executive salaries at a mere $500,000 annually. First off - no one made these failing institutions take tax-payer money. If they really want to play the capitalism game then there would be no government money involved and then they could all set their salaries and bonuses as high as they want to.

Finally the company I work for is subject to the rules of capitalism - that means if we fail I don't get a bonus - I get a pink slip.

So to all you poor broken down executives on Wall Street that are going to have to scrape by on a half-million a year do you hear that sound? That little high-pitched squeaking sound? That is my tiny tiny violin playing a pitiful melody for you.